Fans of Jason in need of a desperate gore fix
due to a lack of ongoing Friday the 13th
cinematic instalments can now rest easy (for the
time being at least). Fans of compelling storytelling
should probably look the other way however.
New Line Cinema's House of Horror and Avatar
Press have teamed together to bring their three
horror heavyweights; Jason, Freddy and Leatherface,
back into the world through the comic book medium
via horror comic book veteran Brain Pulido (creator
of Lady Death and Evil
Ernie, founder of Chaos! Comics), and
so far, the results, much like the films themselves
have been varied.
Friday the 13th, opens with
two twenty-somethings getting their game on in
the back of a van, outside Crystal Lake, on Friday
the 13th. Yep. While this is happening, a squad
of military operatives are searching the woods,
armed excessively for a 'neutralise escaped
mental patient' assignment… Right…
Within panels this abuse of military resources
is brought to it's knees in a fashion the
movies probably wish they could emulate. Cut to
two months ago, and we discover that two rich
siblings, heirs to the Crystal Lake land, are
planning property development, and have been for
some time. The only problem is that someone has
been stopping that from happening. The business
savvy and ridiculously attractive sister decides
to put and end to it by paying the army to fix
their little problem. In true Jason style, everything
goes horribly wrong and pretty much everyone winds
up dead.
This comic is a classic example of quantity over
quality. Quantity of gore, over quality of pretty
much everything else. Every single cliché
from the 11 films in the series can be found in
this one, twenty-two page comic book. Again, that
might be a good thing if you're just after
bloodlust, but in today's market, where
comic books are doing so much more with characters
and stories, and allow for so much more, Friday
the 13th seems content to sit in mediocrity
(so much so that it basically rehashes itself
in the mini-series follow up; Friday the
13th: Bloodbath).
The artwork is fantastic, I'll give it
that. The amount of detail in the gore is certainly
well above the norm, and everything else is drawn
impeccably, but that doesn't save the writing,
which is riddled with stereotypes, predictability,
and clichéd to just plain bad dialogue.
We all know what's going to happen to the
horny couple who palm the unmistakable sounds
of machine gun fire and explosions off as a squirrel
on the hood of the van. But hey! At least we get
to see her tits right? ...Right?
The one novel creative liberty taken by Pulido
is certainly worth mentioning though. After Jason
takes a grenade to the chest, we do get to see
his body regenerate, which, unless I wasn't
paying enough attention, was something the films
never really showed to this extent.
This whole thing may have been a big stab at
the movies (pun not intended), but there's
simply not enough humour to the writing for me
to believe so. This may have worked better as
a part of the film series, where actors could
be directed to deliver lines particular ways and
any satirical undertones of the script can be
drawn out, but as a comic, it simply doesn't
manage and comes out taking itself a little too
seriously for what it is.
The Friday the 13th series comes across a little
to me like Troma films. They clearly aren't
for everyone, and those who love Jason stand by
him completely. Those are the people who are likely
to enjoy this comic, as they are likely to be
far more forgiving of it's obvious problems
than I am. But having read comics for as long
as I have, and seen so many horror icons handled
better than this in their transitions from one
medium to the other, and without offering anything
really new, it ultimately felt like a waste of
time.
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