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Director: Gil Kenan Voices: Steve Buscemi, Nick Cannon, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jon Heder, Kevin James, Jason Lee, Sam Lerner, Spencer Locke, Mitchel Musso, Catherine O'Hara, Kathleen Turner, Fred Willard Screenplay: Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab, Pamela Pettler Country: USA Australian Release Date: September 14, 2006 Distributor: Columbia Tristar Duration: 91 minutes

Sensitive goodie two-shoes DJ (Mitchel Musso) lives across the street from a scaled-down version of the Munster Mansion, which is presided over by cranky lawn Nazi, Mr Nebbercracker (Steve Buscemi with a throat infection). With his parents away, DJ and his podgy mate Chowder (Sam Lerner) incur the wrath of old Nebbercracker by trespassing on his property to reclaim a lost basketball. In the process they discover that the house itself is possessed by a malignant spirit of some kind. Frightened yet intrigued, the boys recruit feisty redhead Jenny (Spencer Locke, Spanglish) to help them investigate further, with dire consequences. Other locals who get involved in the mayhem include DJ's babysitter Zee (Maggie Gyllenhaal, Secretary) and her metal-head boyfriend Bones (Jason Lee), plus odd-couple policemen Landers (comedian Kevin James, Hitch) and Lister (Nick Cannon, Shall We Dance and Day of the Dead remake). The voice talents of Zemeckis protégé Kathleen Turner and Napoleon Dynamite's John Heder are also featured briefly.

The opening section of Monster House drags. These characters – with the exception of rookie cop Officer Lister and video game wizard Reginald Skulinski (both written as hilarious losers) – are just boring to follow. It's like watching the dull humans from Toy Story for 91 minutes. Even the disaffected babysitter and her alcoholic partner can be found in a hundred other teen films. True, Monster House is aimed at kids. On the other hand, comparisons to richer and more complex children's movies such as The Incredibles, Shrek, The Iron Giant, and A Nightmare Before Christmas cannot be avoided. This is director Gil Kenan's first feature film, and the only noteworthy credit the writing team can boast belongs to Pamela Pettler, who co-wrote Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride. One saving grace of the first act is the obvious insertion of adult jokes (a fellatio reference, for one) and mild examples of bad taste humour (a funny looking mutt attempts to lay pipe in the front yard and gets eaten by the house). But none of it would make your grandmother blanch too much.

When our heroes finally enter the eponymous dwelling, the movie kicks up a gear. As the perils that threaten DJ, Chowder and Jenny become more deadly, the animation gets weirder and more surreal. Then, all too soon, like a bad episode of Scooby Doo, solving the mystery behind the haunting dissipates much of the narrative momentum. Which is when the filmmakers really put things into overdrive and deliver an action-packed finale that exploits the 3D gimmickry to the hilt.

Disney's poorly received Chicken Little was the first theatrical release to use the 'Real-D' process to create realistic stereoscopic effects without using colour filters. If you missed that title, Monster House offers a great chance to experience a movie that employs the latest 3D technology. Special glasses are still required, although these specs, which look like props from an unmade Revenge of the Nerds sequel, are made of hard plastic and have clear polarised lenses. They also fit comfortably over existing eyewear (unless you happen to be George Romero). And while Real-D shouldn't leave you with a headache, the constant change of focus will give your ocular muscles a rigorous workout. It's worth it, though: some of the effects are just amazing. For instance, the 3D smoke here looks incredible, as do the usual tricks with perspective and depth of field. In fact, Columbia are re-releasing Monster House 3D in the US on October 6th across 100 screens. For a movie as bland as this one, the 3D treatment definitely boosts the enjoyment level. (In Aussieland, Real-D multiplexes use Kodak JMN3000 CineServers to run Barco digital projectors that display alternate left-right frames, which pass through a 'Z-screen' polariser and onto a high-gain screen, thus giving a bright, flicker-free stereoscopic image.) As for live-action adult films in 3D...yeah, let's get this shit on!

Rod Williams on 10/23/2009 @ 15:56 Comment # 2 of 2 Interesting outcome. DVD sales to kids is a license to print money. If only us adults were just as non-critical! Richard Lord on 07/14/2009 @ 14:09 Comment # 1 of 2 At the time of this review, September 2006, Monsterhouse was a so so kid flick. Now, in 2009 it's popularity has increased,33 percent in one week alone, and a sequel is planned for release. Some movies have to mature with age, i suppose Name E-mail (Optional - Will not appear online) Comment