Ratman (1988)
By: J.R. McNamara on June 10, 2012  | 
DVD
Shameless Films (UK) | All Regions, PAL | 1.85:1 (16:9 enhanced) | English DD 2.0 | 78 minutes (Full Specs)
The Movie
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Credits
Director: Giuliano Carnimeo
Starring: David Warbeck, Janet Agren, Eva Grimaldi, Luisa Menon
Screenplay: Dardano Sacchetti
Country: Italy
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Sometimes, being a B movie fan is like trying to find your wife's wedding ring after she dropped it in a septic tank: you have to wade through a lot of shit to find a gem. Discovering that gem is a treat, but generally you'll find yourself with a large handful of excrement. Unfortunately, Ratman is not a gem, but instead one of those piles of shit one more than often finds, and not just any piece of excrement either. No, Ratman is a steaming fresh pile of peanut-encrusted beer bog.

Yep, it's that bad.

Ratman, also know in Italian as Quella Villa in Fondo al Parco (The Village by the Park? Something like that) was directed by Giuliano Carnimeo, who also directed The Case of the Bloody Iris, and is written by Dardarno Sacchetti who gave us Lucio Fulci's The Beyond, City of the Living Dead and House by the Cemetery, along with many other classics of Italian horror. Honestly, I don't know what either of them was thinking when they made this - and that goes for star David Warbeck as well. Surely times never got that lean!!

Set on a small island, Ratman starts with a professor proudly proclaiming that he should win the Nobel Prize for science after he creates a monster he calls 'Mousey' (played by tiny actor Nelson De La Rosa. Seriously, this guy is so small even Verne Troyer could pick on him), a rat/monkey hybrid. The problem with Mousey is that he has also developed poisonous teeth and claws, which will kill a man in no time at all.

Of course, Mousey escapes and starts a half pint reign of terror!

Mousey starts by killing a model, and her sister is called to the island to identify the body. Upon arrival she meets an author, and they soon become chums and visit the morgue together only to find the girl is not her sister, and that her sister has actually made a trip into the forest on another photo shoot, and the two choose to investigate… but what they find is a trail of death!!!!!

I really can't stress enough what a piece of crap this film is, and its directorial and writing genealogy, with Sacchetti and Warbeck's involvement specifically, makes it even more disappointing.

One last substandard factor of this film is the shower scene. The girl who performs it has a fantastic body, but her eyebrows look like the offspring of Brooke Shield's and Groucho Mark's eyebrows! Seriously, Bob Hawke would look at these things a insist of cutting them back, though they are so bushy that may need council permission.
Video
In a decent act for such a film, Shameless have presented this in 16x9 anamorphic widescreen, but the image is terrible. Unfortunately it is foggy and laden with film artefacts, but I guess that heightens the sleaziness of the proceedings, so perhaps that adds atmosphere? I didn't feel that at all though.
Audio
The audio is presented in English mono and the best I can say about it is that you can hear what people are saying. It performs the function that is required of it. To give Shameless credit though, they do apologise for the poor audio on David Warbeck's character at times due to multiple audio sources.
Extra Features
Nothing but trailer for Ratman and other Shameless titles here: The Frightened Woman, My Dear Killer, Baba Yaga, The Black Cat, The New York Ripper and Manhattan Baby. Shameless do offer multiple covers on this disc, which is something I always find to be quite cool, one of which is a funny but poorly executed Jaws pisstake. The other looks to be original video art, which is really nice, but not at all relevant. then again, what video art ever was?
The Verdict
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Disc Score
Overall Score
I know that as a B movie fan this is one of those 'gems' I am supposed to like, but I just found it to be crap, and barely watchable. Of what I have seen from Shameless so far, I have enjoyed this the least. Only purchase this if you really want a full set of Shameless's collection. I will say though, that this film has the best tagline ever: "He's the critter from the shitter". Pure comedy.

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