Beyond Re-Animator (2003)
By: Devon Bertsch on September 16, 2006.
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| Lions Gate (USA). Region 1, NTSC. 1.85:1 (16:9 enhanced) English DD 2.0, English DD 5.1. English, Spanish Subtitles. 95 minutes |
| The Movie |
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| Credits |
Director: Brian Yuzna
Starring: Jeffrey Combs,
Elsa Pataky, Enrique Arce, Jason Barry, Santiago
Segura, Simon Andreu
Screenplay: José
Manuel Gómez
Music: Xavier Capellas
Country: USA/Spain |
Beyond Re-Animator. Rated R?
What the fuck is with that? No unrated? Where is
the director's cut? This makes me sad. The Re-Animator series has always had
unrated and R rated versions, so why someone suddenly
thought fans would want only a censored version
is beyond me. Maybe they didn't think at all,
which seems most likely. Stupid Lions Gate and their
stupid R rated DVD. And, yes, I know the R4 is slightly
longer, but it's missing the most important
extra.
Jeffrey Combs is back, but he seems to have lost
Bruce Abbot in this Brian Yuzna directed film.
West is in jail because one of his re-animation
subjects killed a girl by lightly bumping her
into a wall. Over a decade later, the brother
of the dead girl becomes the prison doctor at
the jail West is in. Seems he's had a hard
on for West ever since finding a vial of the green
stuff at the scene of his sister's death,
and he now wants to work with West. Naturally,
West can't have a colleague lacking a romantic
interest, so the prison doctor hooks up with a
reporter so that he and she can both give unconvincing
performances and poorly execute humorous lines.
The younger doc begins to think maybe he got more
than he planned on when he's fully confronted
with West's personality, but is drawn in
deeper, and West is excited 'cause he think
he's got an idea that might prevent the
re-animees from acting all buggy. Beyond Re-Animator is neither
over the top or surprising enough to do the series
justice, but perhaps the uncut version is better
in this respect. There is an awful lot of severed
penis for a cut version, but then I thought the
same thing about Street Trash, so what the hell
do I know? The FX are generally good, but the
dead rat is worse than the cat from the original.
Step up, Yuzna, not down! Stuart Gordon is still
sorely missed, but here his absence is more painful
than with Bride. The film isn't
as funny as the prequels, but remains relatively
entertaining. The movie contains an abnormal amount
of people with Spanish accents for some reason
I can't quite figure out…hmmm. But
my biggest question is why is West reviving people
who are still alive enough to make their eyes
flutter? Seems a bit unnecessary, that. |
| Video |
| The DVD presents Beyond Re-Animator at approximately 1.85:1, and the print is okay for
a low budget film. The image is sharp, but there
are quite a few specks. There're a few compression
related glitches, as well. |
| Audio |
| Audio is available in Dolby Digital 5.1 and 2.0
mixes. The dialogue is a bit quiet on both tracks,
sometimes lost within the score. The dialogue is
mostly decipherable, regardless. The 5.1 mix is
obviously preferable to the 2.0, providing a richer
sound scape. |
| Extra Features |
The DVD has a few extras. There's a making
of, which does reveal that maybe the reason the
romantic leads were so bad is they were both trying
to mask their accents. The film clips are in Spanish,
as are most of the interviews (including some with
Yuzna). That becomes annoying because you have to
use subs, but the subs don't turn off when
the making of switches to English. It's an
okay featurette, but nothing special. The standard
Lions Gate hidden preview is available by selecting
their logo on the main menu, and as a bonus you'll
also get to see the trailers for Faust and Cabin Fever. Yuzna also does
a commentary, which is pleasant enough, but gets
a bit slow moving at times for my tastes. Fans of
the series will certainly want to give this a listen,
though, as will anyone curious about making movies
in Spain.
Earning a paragraph all to itself is a video
clip by a guy that I guess is named Dr. Re-Animator.
The song is called "Move Your Dead Bones,"
and is a very, very bad techno/house track. I
mean bad. Not even a little bit good. If this
song were the ying and yang symbol, it would be
all black with no little white dot. I don't
like to use homosexuality as an insult, but there
is no way to describe this but as absolutely gay.
This is so queer even John Waters would call it
fruity. And the lyrics are just inane: "Party
without limits, have sex and don't be blue,
freedom is eternal for you, you, you." The
vocalist also refers to the reagent as "green
colour" and likes to stand in a menacing
pose in front of the moon trying to look cool,
but instead looks like he's trying to take
a crap. |
| The Verdict |
| Unless you're absolutely obsessed with the
series, this is rental material. It's not
awful, but I certainly don't feel the need
to make it part of my collection. |
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