| Review by: Devon
Bertsch |
| Date:
29/6/06 |
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Director: Lloyd Kaufman
Starring: Will Keenan,
Alyce Latourelle, Trent Haaga, Debbie Rochon,
Sheri Wenden, Ron Jeremy, Joe Fleishaker, LEMMY,
Trey Parker, Matt Stone
Screenplay: Patrick
Cassidy, Douglas Buck, Lloyd Kaufman
Music: Sean McGrath
Tagline: Let's
Make Some Art!
Country: USA
Year: 1999
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| You can say Troma make stupid movies. You can
say Troma's president needs to realise we
all know he created the Toxic Avenger by now. You
can say that you doubt the existence of Michael
Herz. But one thing you can't say is that
Troma doesn't put out some awesome DVDs. Well,
you can say that, but you'd be an idiot.
As usual, the film is introduced by Lloyd Kaufman,
president of Troma and creator of the Toxic Avenger,
where he explains that Terror Firmer is
based on his book All I Need To Know About
Filmmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger.
He also says that this might be the best DVD in
history, and at the time, that may have been true.
It has been surpassed by another Troma disc at
this point, Citizen Toxie.
Within one minute of the actual movie starting,
we see a woman rip the foetus out of another woman.
You know it's a good movie if there's
an abortion by hand straight away. The film's
'story' concerns an independent movie
crew making the next instalment of The
Toxic Avenger (a character created by
Lloyd Kaufman, by the way). While the usual low
budget pressures and highjinks occur, what's
really putting a damper on their production days
is someone killing off people connected with the
film.
While Terror Firmer is overlong
and could've been tighter, there is so much
obscenity crammed into this one, it's guaranteed
to please Troma fans. Gore, male and female nudity,
sex, and drugs, what more could you want from
a Troma movie? Oh, cleverness? That's the
real plus for Terror Firmer,
as Troma satirises itself in some great ways here.
Troma really upped the quality of scripts they
were helming in the 90s, and this film benefits
from that immensely. It is still ridiculous and
tasteless, and features many stupid jokes and
fart noises, but it's far better than Troma's
War or Toxic Avenger III: The
Last Temptation of Toxie.
Lloyd Kaufman, President of Troma and creator
of the Toxic Avenger, stars in Terror
Firmer as Larry Benjamin, a blind movie
director prone to break downs and fits of rage.
Obviously, this was a bit of a stretch for him
to play. I've got to say, though, it is
this willingness to send himself up, and let others
literally rip him apart, that I most admire about
Lloyd Kaufman; that and the fact that he is president
of Troma and creator of The Toxic Avenger.
For a Troma movie, a lot of the performances
aren't bad, though there are many over the
top scenery chewing thespians. Trent Haaga (one
of the few clever people to be found in Apocalypse
Soon) makes his film debut as FX guru
Jerry, and there are heaps of Troma stars and
celebrity cameos as well. Any movie that has Ron
Jeremy, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, LEMMY, and Joe
Fleishaker has got to be…Troma.
The film comes with the option of watching it
with the deleted scenes back in. The deleted scenes
can cause a delay when they pop in, and the audio
quality changes, and the film becomes letterboxed
suddenly. So, they're very noticeable, and
they do make an overlong movie even longer. However,
it's a nice thought. |
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| Video |
| Terror Firmer is presented full
frame, which is the way it should be. There is the
occasional spot, and some grain, but the image remains
clear most of the time. It has the flaws you would
expect of an independent film, but the movie is
well presented here. |
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| Audio |
| The audio is two channel stereo. The dialogue
is clear, and the audio is well mixed. There is
some background noise, but it never got to the point
that I found it distracting. There's also
a pretty cool soundtrack, featuring one of the best
bands in the world, The Vandals. The volume can
jump in the commentary tracks. |
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| Extra Features |
I started the extras with the deleted scenes.
These come presented letterboxed and with optional
commentary by the editors. Some of the scenes
are funny, some are not. Whatever your thoughts
on them, there are HEAPS of them, so a 'play
all' option would've been nice. In
a somewhat similar extra, there is also some alternate
footage. This is presented full frame, and features
an alternate ending to the film. Again, a 'play
all' would've been good. For a bit
of variety, there're also comic comparisons
for Fleishaker's escalator scene, auditions,
outtakes, and the film's teaser and full
trailers.
The disc also has THREE commentaries. The first
is from Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma and
creator of the Toxic Avenger. The track is fast
paced, informative, amusing, and very tongue in
cheek. Entertaining as ever, this track is up
to the very high standard to be expected of Lloyd
Kaufman, president of Troma and creator of the
Toxic Avenger. The second commentary features
editors Gabe Friedman and Sean McGrath, and they
provide lots of information about the film. They
remain interesting and entertaining, and give
added insight into the making of the film. The
third track features cast members Haaga, Debbie
Rochon, and Will Keenan. This track is also fast
paced and funny, with all three contributing worthwhile
information. Haaga and Keenan were also heavily
involved with Troma at the time, so they are able
to pass on a lot of details.
There are also a few Easter eggs. Select the
art makers option on the main menu, and wait till
after the credits roll for a re-creation of Lloyd
Kaufman, president of Troma and creator of the
Toxic Avenger, making a call to Fleishaker making
sure he understands the full extent of his role.
In the audio set up option, select 'no sound'
for a special insult. This also gives you a link
to a website, but the link is inactive. From the
Goodies Menu, press left on anything to highlight
'Terror Firmer.' Press enter to see
hermaphroditic close ups. On the main menu, press
666 to see a special clean version of the film
(no, really, do this, it's funny).
That would be a pretty good DVD, but lo, there
is another disc!
The second disc originally featured trailers
for other Troma movies, but these are still evidently
banned by the OFLC, so the coming distractions
section is just like a slideshow of DVD covers.
There's also the Radiation March
short, which I've decided is actually a
trailer, and should be RC, so someone notify the
OFLC! Please! We also get video clips from the
Luna Chicks, Entombed (directed by Lloyd Kaufman,
president of Troma and creator of the Toxic Avenger),
and DJ Polo with Ron Jeremy. The latter, entitled
'Freak of the Week' features a lot
of silicone nudity and the worst rappin'
Ron since Reagan. There're ads for the Terror
Firmer soundtrack, the book that inspired
the film, and Tromadance Film Festival. Also included
are two short interviews. The first is with Terror
Firmer's female lead, Alyce LaTourelle,
who was a bit taken back by the finished film.
The second is co-star Charlotte Kaufman, daughter
of Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma and creator
of the Toxic Avenger. It may seem like a bad idea
to interview children, but Charlotte has taken
a few cues from Daddy and is pretty funny here.
A DVD-Rom game is included, which is a sample
of, I guess, a full game. The preview has five
levels, based on the murders from the film. None
of the levels are that hard, but I did enjoy the
Rootbeer Tapper and Frogger imitation levels.
After beating the game, you're given another
dead link. And that's just about it for…oh,
wait, there's also a 100 minute making of
called Farts of Darkness. This
is not as tight or funny as Apocalypse
Soon from Citizen Toxie,
but is still damn, damn, good. Hugely entertaining,
this feature allows us to see idiocy running wild
on the Troma set; stuntmen issues; FX failing;
and, of course, Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma
and creator of the Toxic Avenger, absolutely fucking
losing it. Repeatedly.
The second disc also has an Easter egg. Press
666 on the main menu to see Lloyd Kaufman, president
of Troma and creator of the Toxic Avenger, harassing
a street performer and Bruce Willis' security.
My DVD also came with a Stomp booklet, which
featured a brief interview with Lloyd Kaufman,
president of Troma and creator of the Toxic Avenger. |
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| The Verdict |
| Terror Firmer isn't Troma's
best movie, but it is one of their most perverse.
That alone would be recommendation enough for Troma
fans, but this DVD set is so friggin' cool,
I recommend it to everyone. |
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| Regional Coding |
All |
| Format |
NTSC |
| Aspect Ratio |
4:3 |
| 16x9 Enhanced? |
No |
| Audio Options |
English DD 2.0 |
| Subtitles |
None |
| Country |
Australia |
| Distributor |
Stomp Visual |
| Running Time |
114 minutes |
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