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Director: Charles
Band
Starring: Gary Busey,
Robin Sydney, Ryan Locke, Alexia Aleman
Screenplay: William Butler,
Domonic Muir Larry Cedar
Country: USA |
For those who didn't get enough of lethal
gingerbread men from the episode The Tick
Vs. Europe from the animated series, here's
a 'full length' (re: 71 minute) film!
The Gingerdead Man is part of
Charles Band's revival of his previously
rather uneven production company, Full Moon. It
was, naturally, a big surprise that Charlie would
be involved in a film about a diminutive killer…
The Gingerdead Man starts with
a robber/killer, Gary Busey, robbing a diner.
Busey shoots a woman who screams when he enters,
then heads for the register. A family, cowering
in their booth, would presumably go unnoticed,
but then the father gets the bright idea to assault
the gunman with his handy switchblade knife. When
that doesn't go well, the son, another Darwin
Award candidate, attempts to confront Busey armed
only with words. With just the daughter left alive,
Busey plans to finish off what he's begun,
but can't bring himself to kill her. The
police arrive, and Busey flees. His sparing the
daughter comes back to haunt him however, as her
testimony sends him to the electric chair.
Two years later, and the daughter is working
in the family bakery. The bakery receives a box
of special gingerbread seasoning that she thinks
was a special order. It was a special delivery,
but it's actually from Busey's mother,
who has thoughtfully included his ashes in the
mix. One of the other employees cuts himself,
and bleeds into the mix, but fortunately for the
story, the mix is still used. Then, the daughter
makes one (!) gingerbread man from the batter,
but when the oven gets an electrical shock during
the baking process, Busey is resurrected as a
savoury slasher. I'm not sure what would've
happened if the blood and extra electricity HADN'T
coincidentally affected the seasoning, so Busey's
mother's evil plan could perhaps have been
better thought out. But, then, who am I to criticise
it, as it did work? Anyway, re-animated biscuit
Busey begins terrorising the daughter and those
around her.
Obviously, The Gingerdead Man owes heaps to Child's Play and the aforementioned episode of The
Tick, but it is silly fun. I enjoyed
it more than the similarly ridiculous Jack
Frost, because you're never quite
sure where The Gingerdead Man is trying to be serious. Because it does seem
to try to play it straight at times, the whole
thing is pretty funny.
Gary Busey is a fun actor when he finds the time
to stop beating his wife and accept a role, so
I was glad to see him on hand, bringing his own
particular manic glee to his brief on screen appearance.
While he does voice the killer cookie later, it's
not the same when you can't actually see
his bugging eyes and massive teeth.
The dialogue in the film is terrible, particularly
when the script attempts to be witty. The production
levels are extremely low, and you can often spot
the hands operating our tiny terror. Continuity
is non-existent, and the story is asinine, even
for a movie about a gingerbread slasher. The characters
feel trapped in the bakery because Busey may be
'out there somewhere,' so they stay
inside where he's actually more likely to
be. The characters are also prone to having lengthy
talks regardless of the situation they're
in, and if no one is around for them to speak
with, they happily just ramble to themselves.
The film only runs 71 minutes, but has a nearly
10 minute credit sequence at the end thanks to
some really slow crawling credits. |