Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
By: Devon Bertsch on June 14, 2006.
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| Stomp Visual (Australia). All Regions, NTSC. 4:3. English DD 2.0. 88 minutes |
| The Movie |
| Cover Art |
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| Credits |
Director: Joel M.
Reed
Starring: Seamus O'Brian,
Louise de Jesus, Niles McMaster, Viju Krim, Allan
Dellay, Dan Fauci, Ernie peysher, Lynette Sheldon
Screenplay: Joel M.
Reed
Country: USA
AKA: The Incredible
Torture Show
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One could easily assume that the inclusion of
feral, naked, cannibal women in a film is a guaranteed
way to offer cheap thrills. Bloodsucking
Freaks is in existence to prove there is
exception to this rule.
The film was originally called The Incredible
Torture Show, but when Troma picked it
up for distribution, they retitled it. I am all
for accurate retitlings, and there is indeed a
freak of a man who sucks bloody bits of brain
from a girl's head, but the original title
is more appropriate. Many mistakenly think the
original title was a reference to the characters'
suffering, but actually the title was citing the
suffering the audience would endure while trying
to watch this putrid film.
As usual, the film has an intro by Lloyd Kaufman,
here only labeling himself as the 'president
of Troma,' evidently having briefly toyed
with the idea of dropping the 'creator of
the Toxic Avenger' bit from his title.
Bloodsucking Freaks is about
a Grand Guignol theatre in New York where women
are tortured for an audience. For real. The audience
naturally thinks it's just a show. There
is some other nonsense about an abducted critic
to the show and a ballerina who's gone missing,
but to pretend there was anything more to the
story than nude women being tormented would be
misleading.
Bloodsucking Freaks was helmed
by people previously involved in the sex film
industry. Perhaps after getting used to their
audiences wanting to see as much as possible,
when they went into the horror genre, they took
this same approach of leaving naught to the imagination.
The result is nearly an entire film of naked women
being tortured…horribly. No, not horribly
tortured, the effects just look horrible. The
film made Stanley Wiater's list of the most
disturbing horror films ever made. I've
never been overly disturbed by the movie, simply
because it's impossible to take anything
serious in a film where the now titular bloodsucking
freak sings opera while unconvincingly drilling
open a girl's head. Or where a dwarf, actor
Luis "The Anal Dwarf" de Jesus, uses
a severed head as a sex toy. Luis evidently had
another go at a decapitated cranium, albeit much
more explicitly, in an porno film a few years
later…not the kind of behavior one expects
from a man who played an Ewok in Return
of the Jedi.
Curiously, Bloodsucking Freaks has an R rating for 'medium level violence,'
while another, much tamer Troma film I got for
review at the same time (Legend
of the Chupacabra) is rated R for 'high
level violence.' Oh, those wacky people
at the OFLC, always keeping you guessing what
they're thinking! |
| Video |
| Bloodsucking Freaks is presented
at 1.33:1. The film has specks, scratches, grain,
and sometimes there's a haze near the top
of the screen. The image is a little soft with some
trailing, but it's sharper than VHS releases.
It IS a 30 year old, low budget film, though. |
| Audio |
| The audio is a two channel English track, which
I assume is the original audio. It didn't
appear to be remastered at all |
| Extra Features |
The menu for Bloodsucking Freaks is VERY hard to read. This is one of the earlier
Stomp Troma releases, so the coming distractions
section is merely crossed out, as is the Troma
Intelligence Test. There are the usual general
Troma extras: The interactive Tour of Troma; the
Aroma du Troma clip set to Motörhead's
'Sacrifice;' an ad for a book by Lloyd
Kaufman, president of Troma; public service announcements
number one and two; an ad for the Troma site;
and of course, the Radiation March.
For the film specific features, there's
a rather small still collection, and interviews
and a commentary hosted by horror up and comer
Eli Roth. The interview section is Roth, merely
labeled as a 'licensed cinematician'
as this was before Cabin Fever,
interviewing members of the cast and crew for
about four minutes. The commentary is Roth on
his own. He gives tons of info on the film, but
a lot of it is facetious. Regardless of the joking
stuff, Roth either did heaps of research, or is
WAY too interested in this film. There are a few
short stretches of silence, but the commentary
remains interesting and fun throughout. |
| The Verdict |
| Bloodsucking Freaks has heaps
of nudity and gore, but it's all so over the
top, it's just silly and eventually gets boring.
It may be sadistic, but it's also tongue in
cheek. Yes, there are similarities to Wizard
of Gore, but this is nowhere near as fun. |
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Let's hope no follow up ever gets off the ground.
I still can't get over the brain milkshake.