| Obviously having learned no lessons about not
renting crap films from Camp Blood,
I also decided to rent Camp Blood 2.
To be fair, I don't hate Camp Blood,
and for the shot on video slasher that it is, it
has some merit. The same can not be said for the
follow up however.
Like its predecessor, Camp Blood 2
opens with a couple getting killed in the woods,
but unfortunately they don't have gratuitous
sex like the couple in the prequel. Gratuitousness
or no, seems the clown is still on the loose…
Then we go to an asylum (a location which is
a tad more believable than the first film's
'Let's throw a sheet on the floor'
set decoration) to find the sole survivor from
Camp Blood is back, still 'crazy,'
and having nightmares about the clown. Interestingly,
she has managed to dream about the clown's
new mask, not the old one that she actually saw,
so she must be psychic. While in the asylum, a
director approaches her. The director wants to
make a movie about the Camp Blood murders, and
says the clown may be the next Freddy Kruger.
Hark, do I hear the sound of someone overestimating
the value of their own franchise? Anyway, the
director somehow gets the girl out of the asylum,
and the film-within-a-film's production
gets under way. They run into some problems when
the clown begins to plague their set.
While the gore is improved over the prequel,
what's for show here could still be done
by anyone. The clown mask is more 'menacing'
than the original, but it's also sillier
because there're these two ridiculous flaps
hanging out of the back near the neck line. In
every other aspect Camp Blood 2
suffers from inferior sequel syndrome. Gone is
the nice, opening nudity from part one; here it
takes a full 25 minutes to get someone naked,
and she's all siliconed. The movie is slower
and much more boring than the first installment,
and there are some really interesting on display
ideas about the value of continuity.
One of the most absurd elements of Camp
Blood 2 is that the film-within-a-film
seems to have an even lower budget than Camp
Blood 2! There's no sound department,
no crew, not even a slate. I find it hard to believe
that a director who has the clout to get inmates
released from mental asylums can't even
afford a slate.
But the worst thing about Camp Blood
2 is its pretensions. The first movie
was a silly no budget slasher, but part two is
self aware. For example, there's an audition
scene to make fun of 'bad' acting,
but the actual movie is full of it! The movie
they're making has some digs at 'bad'
horror movies, but all those do is highlight Camp
Blood 2's own flaws. The film may be a better
effort than most shot on video movies, but it
is too ambitious for its own good, and ultimately
just annoying.
However, the film does contain, in the words
of Joe Bob Briggs, the immortal line, 'I'm
trying to drink my juice here. I don't have
to hear about killer clowns.' If only the
rest of the movie were that funny. |