Deadly Weapons isn't strong on plot. Chesty's sleazy beau is up to no good. After trying to pull a fast one on his boss, he gets done in by henchmen. Two written lines on paper, 25 tedious minutes on screen. The movie's pace never really picks up, so unfortunately it may be a bit of a spoiler to say even that Chesty sets out to get revenge, and it definitely is a spoiler to say HOW she gets vengeance. However, the DVD cover; most other reviews; and, honestly, the title mention it, so if you're greatly curious, just do a bit more research. I guess the idea was that there was no need for speed in terms of story because Chesty would be baring all to keep the audience entertained.

Chesty is evidently Israeli, and as such had great problems with her dialog. All of Chesty's lines are ADR, so she's often not visible on screen while talking. This could be forgiven, but the real stars of the show aren't as exciting as you might think. Yeah, they're 73-inches. 73-inches of veiny, floppy, droopy, slab of boob. They ain't jugs, they're full on buckets. When they ripple, it really is like an ocean wave. 33 seconds in the viewer gets deadly weaponed, so if that's all you want to see, just stop it there. As for the rest of Ms Morgan, she's otherwise quite frumpy. Her terrible platinum blond wig doesn't improve her overall sexuality. She does a strip routine at one point, and it's just that…routine. Chesty fumbles around a bit, then gets applause for odd things like removing a garter. She spends a lot of time looking disturbed and confused, and keeps staring at the ceiling, which I guess is better than the looking at the camera. Chesty spends so much time exposed that the nudity becomes desensitising while remaining completely unappealing. In fact, I got a surprise when a much more attractive girl is seen doing nude swimming aerobics because I'd forgotten nudity could be fun.

Deadly Weapons also stars Mr. Deepthroated, Harry Reems, but honestly, I have no idea what character he played because I don't know what he looks like. I'm not sure if that's sad or very, very good for me. The movie is very slow moving, with atrocious acting all around, and a facile twist ending. It might've been a so bad it's good in terms of plot and execution, but those breasts are downright scary and they're out a LOT.