Many people in Australia probably have no idea
what The Hunger is. Unless you
had access to the Arena channel on Pay TV about
six years ago, you're not likely to have
seen it on television.
Based on Tony Scott's 1984 movie of the
same name, The Hunger is a series
of half hour episodes, telling tales of sex, power,
greed and the supernatural. Set up in a similar
style to Tales from the Crypt, each episode is
presented by The Host, a character who's
implied immortality allows him to relate the many
stories from across the globe. It could also be
taken that the Host (in this series at least)
bears some relation to the characters of the film
it stems from, as the extravagance of his surroundings
and unearthly eccentricity and knowledge make
him seem like a supernatural anachronism like
David Bowie's character in the film.
The series takes the erotic nature of the film
and applies it here for television, so you're
guaranteed to see some boobs in every episode,
even when they aren't needed. And in case
there are any deviants wondering, yes, there are
a couple of beaver shots here and there as well.
The host in this particular series (Series 1)
is Terence Stamp, who's general demeanor
and well educated voice boosts the over indulgent
extravagance The Hunger exuded.
The Hunger, as it says in the opening titles,
would usually involve tales of power, sex and
money, and Terence Stamp definitely gives the
impression that he's well versed in each
subject, through both look and performance. While
Stamp does a good (though somewhat overly Shakespearean)
job of being the Host, I still much prefer David
Bowie's Julian Priest from The Hunger Series
2, who's tales often worked into his wrap-arounds
(unlike many of Stamp's). Bowie's
performance also feels far more natural than Stamp's,
and in my opinion the stories, along with their
production values, were far better than this series.
That isn't to say that this isn't
a good show, it's just not as good as the
second season (which was released here first for
some reason). It's also not a show that
lends itself to continuous watching. As much of
a fan as I am of the second season, which I can
watch over again, I don't really have much
desire to re-watch any of these episodes. If they
were on TV, sure, I might sit through them again,
but I'm not likely to sit down and say "Hey!
I'm gonna watch that episode from the Terence
Stamp Collection!"
I also found that I couldn't watch multiple
episodes in one sitting. It just felt too dragging
if I did. It could be that, in spite of the fact
that each episode runs for twenty five minutes,
they do feel quite long, and the filming style
used (although clearly shot on video) makes it
feel like a short film.
Still, if you're curious, here's
a rundown of each of the episodes found in the
set.
THE SWORDS - Directed by Tony
Scott
A young man is sent to London to escape his drug
addled past and prevent it from souring his fathers
business. Whilst there he comes across a strange
poster at a nightclub for The Swords, a stage
act featuring an alluring young girl. He goes
to the show and finds that the girl on the poster
can be pierced by a sword anywhere in the abdomen
without feeling pain, nor leaving a wound. Instantly
he is mesmerised by her, and befriends the promoter
of the show to get to know her. As they do, the
two form a bond, but the young man's fear
of commitment has dire repercussions for the girl.
A good way to start the series. It's not
over the top in anyway (except for the two gay
cosmetics punks) and the erotic overtones are
really well handled. Performances by all are great
considering they're pretty much nobodies
(with the exception of a few brief appearances
by Timothy Spall). 4/5
MENAGE A TROIS - Directed by
Jake Scott
This episode felt a lot like the film on which
the series was based. Not quite as much thematically
(though still very similar), more visually and
stylistically. A pre-bond Daniel Craig stars as
an artist working as a handyman/butler for the
aristocratic and wheelchair bound Ms. Gatty (Karen
Black), who has just hired a new nurse, Steph,
to help her around the house. Steph and Jerry
(Craig) hit it off rather well and are going at
it like bunnies in no time. Eventually they discover
a collection of bizarre sexual paraphernalia in
a hidden room, neither one game enough to try
any of it. As things progress, Steph becomes more
and more sexually charged and begins trying the
newly found toys, much to Jerry's dislike.
However, things escalate and Jerry soon discovers
that someone or something has control over Steph.
As I said, this one is in much the same vein
as the film, visually more than anything, and
doesn't deal with the vampires. Karen Black
is frightening in this; just as disturbing as
the sexual tools hidden in her house, though Daniel
Craig isn't anything spectacular. 4/5
THE SECRET OF SHIH-TAN - Directed
by Russell Mulcahy
Based on a story by Graham Masterton
Starring Jason Scott Lee (The Jungle
Book, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story)
in one of the strongest performances this series
offers, The Secret of Shih-Tan revolves around
a highly-skilled chef (Lee) who is becoming increasingly
frustrated with his work in his restaurant. That
is until a mysterious stranger appears in the
restaurant with a beautiful young woman and a
lethal proposition. The stranger wants him to
cook a rare poisonous fish, having heard that
he was the best. Lee claims it can't be
done, but the stranger offers him a page of the
Shih-Tan (the Necronomicon of cookbooks) revealing
how to do it. Lee's character becomes obsessed
with the book and the stranger offers him a job
as his personal chef, allowing him to read the
Shih-Tan as much as he likes, and allowing him
to create the most exquisite of dishes. However,
one dish remains uncooked and the stranger demands
it. A human.
Not a bad way to start the second disc. I found
Jason Scott Lee's performance to be surprisingly
strong amidst a couple of bad apples, but the
story is well told and doesn't rely on the
erotica the rest of the series seems to rest on
for it's premise. 4/5
BRIDAL SUITE - Directed by
Erik Canual
Based on a short story by Graham Masterton, Bridal
Suite tells the tale of adultery and fidelity,
and a pair of newly weds on their honeymoon. In
the dead of winter, a couple find a vacant bed-n-breakfast
run by a mysteriously cryptic, but light-hearted
woman. She gives them the bridal suite (which
is surprisingly large when you take a look at
the place from the outside). After their first
night of sexually charged passion as a married
couple, the nameless wife (played by Sally Kirkland)
turns to find her husband, Peter (Colin Ferfuson)
no longer in the bed next to her. After searching
the house thoroughly and coming to the conclusion
that he can't have gone out into the cold,
the wife begins to lose her cool and gets nasty
with the widow. The widow talks her down, but
she's not convinced, and a little while
later hears moaning coming from the bridal suite.
She busts in and finds the widow writhing around
on the bed with some unrecognisable men, except
one. Furious she pulls back the drapes around
the bedposts, but when she does, the men are gone…
here, the supernatural kicks in, and the secret
of the bridal suite and the whereabouts of her
husband is revealed.
Not a fantastic episode by any stretch, and the
acting is a little below the average, but once
the wife becomes frantic, things start getting
interesting. 2.5/5 for this one.
ROOM 17 - Directed by Erik
Canual
In a suitably dingy little room, in an equally
seedy motel, a down on his luck sales perve (Curtis
Armstrong, Booger from Revenge of the
Nerds) decides to kick back with a bottle
of hard liquor and a bit of porno. All well and
good, until the girl in the porno starts talking
to him through the TV set. He suspects shenanigans
until she reveals intimate details about him,
and proceeds to give him head through the TV.
Things escalate and after a night of crazy sex,
Burt (the salesman) asks how they can be together
forever. There is a way, and that way is to kill
his wife. Little does Burt know the true intentions
of the woman in the TV…
Overall an entertaining episode, in spite of
some bizarre moments (Booger having sex) and the
amount of belief suspension that has to take place
(…Booger having sex). Most episodes revolve
around demons and possession or spirits, this
is a little more out of this world than that.
Terence Stamp's bookends seem completely irrelevant
in this though, spinning some crazy jibe about
motorcycles, but the performances were surprisingly
strong. 4/5
ANAIS - Directed by Darrell
Wasyk
Story by Graham Masterton
An architect in Montreal finds himself in moral
turmoil as he begins to realise he doesn't
miss his wife at all, and that he's constantly
lying about how much he wishes she were there.
It's not that he doesn't care for
her; it's just that after a moment of miscommunication
with a French-Canadian woman, he begins to have
doubts about his life and his marriage. His colleague
however knows the girl he's talking about
and warns him not to get involved, and to go home
to his wife. But he can't get rid of these
fantasies he has of her. After one involving implied
sodomy, he is accosted on the streets by the girl's
boyfriend, and the lines between what is real
and what is not start to blur. Actually, they
blur so much it becomes a little more than confusing
as it starts to throw around whose reality is
whose.
If the episode itself weren't so damn baffling
it'd be amongst the best of this series.
As it is though, it all comes out a little up
in the air, with no real (satisfying, at least)
conclusion. This episode however is shot and acted
far better than most of the others, not falling
into so many of the visual traps of the other
episodes (porno lighting and sets, Tony Scott
overexposure to name a few). 3/5.
NO RADIO - Directed by Howard
Rodman
Based on a story by Mickey Friedman
How this one made it in is beyond me. A vague
tale of two fuck-buddies whose relationship is
pretty much doomed from the beginning. He wants
more, she's a bitch. Oh and her husband
is a bit weird. It's pretty straight forward,
and doesn't really go anywhere. It has none
of the trademarks of the series and is really
quite boring. I'm sure this one will have
fans somewhere out there, but if you ask me, you
can do without seeing this one. The final shot
is among the stupidest things I've ever
seen on TV.
1/5, weak performances, annoying characters, and
a nowhere plot make this one a massive dud. The
only thing it has going for it is the Terence
Stamp bookends, which don't really tie in
once again, but are amusing to watch.
BUT AT MY BACK I ALWAYS HEAR
- Directed by Darrell Wasyk
Based on a story by David Morrell
Another "what's real, what's
not" episode, though far more entertaining
than the last (ANAIS) is probably less satisfying
once the end comes around. Michael Gross (The
dad from Family Ties, the Tremors
films) plays a college professor who finds himself
the object of obsession for an attractive though
somewhat snotty blonde girl in his literature
classes. She makes advances towards him, but he
knocks her back, though he can't get the
fantasy of her out of his mind. She calls him
later that night, as though she could hear his
dreams calling out to her. As the episode goes
on, the student's obsession with her teacher
escalates until he is informed that the student
committed suicide two days before he last received
a call from her. From here the obsession switches
and the teacher becomes obsessed with the student,
trying to prove that he isn't insane.
Terence Stamps opening and closing comments tie
directly into this one, but as I said earlier,
it's a little unfulfilling. While the performances
are great, and the shots are well thought out,
the ending is a real let down. 3/5
RED LIGHT - Directed by Darrell
Wasyk
Highly melodramatic, with a no-name cast as ugly
as sin, and a blatantly synthetic brass score,
Red Light is a lowlight. While it deals with an
interesting premise – that of a Russian
model who discovers her soul is being destroyed
with each photograph that is taken of her. The
acting is terrible, the main character is one
of the ugliest dudes ever put to screen and the
episode itself is surprisingly boring. What's
even more surprising is the reaction of the photographers
at the end. 1/5 for this stinker.
I'M DANGEROUS TONIGHT
- Directed by Russel Mulcahy
Based on a story by Cornell Woolrich
Everyone knows that anything inspired by the
devil or a demon is bad news. Any kid that grew
up on The Real Ghostbusters can tell you that.
Songs, music, machines, children, anything that
comes about because of visions of demons will
always go wrong. In this case it's a dress.
A high-end fashion designer is inspired by a demon
to make a bright red dress. She does, but her
apprentice steals it and things start going slightly
murderous.
Once again, it's a case of great idea,
poor execution. There are so many accents and
cultures colliding here it's impossible
to ascertain a setting or mythology to attach
the supernatural to. The acting is decent, though
there are no noticeable names, and the soundtrack
isn't the overly obtrusive synths that appear
so often in this series. A so-so episode that's
fairly predictable. 2/5
THE SLOAN MEN - Directed by
Darrell Wasyk
Based on a Story by David Nickle
There's something peculiar about the Sloan
men. Herman Sloan and his father don't open
books, have twelve toes, bone instead of finger
nails, hideous teeth, glowing blue eyes and long
navels. Margot Kidder stars as Helen, Herman Sloan's
stepmother, who is meeting Judith (Herman's
fiancé) for the first time. Helen eerily
recounts exactly how Judith and Herman met, based
purely on her experience with Herman's father.
After showing Judith a disturbing collection of
photographs she'd taken, Helen and Judith
set off to find the place the two Sloan men are
drawing their power from, revealing them as the
true monsters they are and hopefully break the
spell they are under.
A fun little episode, made better by Kidder's
eccentric performance. Leans a little more towards
the X-files or the Twilight Zone, but with nudie
bits and sex. Some of the set pieces are a little
on the budget side, but it's forgivable.
5/5
A MATTER OF STYLE - Directed
by John Hamilton
From a story by Ron Dee
Neville is a virgin. He's a geek, a loser,
has no style and also happens to be a vampire.
A much lighter episode this time around with the
erotica focus shifting to comedy as Neville is
trained as a vampire by a sultry vampiress. Think
The 40 Year Old Virgin meets
Tales from the Crypt. The only
problem I have with this episode is that it feels
really out of place in this particular series.
It feels more at home on Amazing Stories. 4/5
HIDEBOUND - Directed by Jeff
Fazio
Based on a story by Gemma Files
Based on Native American mythology of nature
spirits, this somewhat slapdash tale of a security
guard who comes into contact with an aforementioned
spirit is a lot closer tonally to what The Hunger
is than the previous two episodes. A newly hired
security guard, in the midst of a terrible break-up
with her boyfriend, becomes aware of strange happenings
at the dilapidated buildings she is posted to
guard. It isn't until her supervisor is
attacked and torn to pieces that the nature of
the happenings become clear. A spirit is on the
loose in the area.
It's a decent episode, but it comes to
a poorly written conclusion and the last five
minutes of the episode are really rushed. Still,
everything before that is pretty good. The acting
is nothing special, but the overall aesthetic
of the episode is nice and makes do with what
it has really well. 3.5/5
FLY BY NIGHT - Directed by
Pierre Delpe
Based on a story by Gemma Files
Sonya (Kim Feeney) is a patient in a psychiatric
hospital. When a howling black man is dragged
in naked and thrown into solitary confinement
she pinpoints him as being a vampire and that
he needs blood. After strangling her doctor, they
agree to let her meet him. When the two meet,
delusions fuse and it becomes a matter of who's
telling the truth and who's just plain crazy.
Another poorly executed episode that tries to
be too many things it can't be. Flashbacks
to some ridiculous military past of Sonya tie
into a ludicrous ending that feels like a poor
man's Jacob's Ladder,
the play off between who's insane and who
might be telling the truth is really hampered
by Feeney's piss-poor acting and the erotic
element (or rape here essentially) is needlessly
tacked on, and because of Feeney it looks like
a big, scary, black dude savaging a little boy.
1/5
A RIVER OF NIGHT'S DREAMING
- Directed by John Warwicker
Based on a story by Karl Edward Wagner
Worst backhand of all time. A prison van escorting
a convict is involved in an accident and winds
up in the bottom of a river. Somehow (don't
ask me how, must be minimum security) the prisoner,
Gena, manages to escape the van, and winds up
stumbling upon a dilapidated house in the middle
of a woodland area. Owned by a religious matriarch
and her mute but attractive daughter, Gena realises
that things are a little off as they try to coerce
her into becoming part of their religion. But
as the daughter and Gena form a bit of a friendship
(wink wink, nudge nudge) the pious mother takes
matters into her own hands.
An interesting episode. Great visuals, it's
clear a bit more time went into some of the shots
and the symbolism therein. There are a few abrupt
moments that tend to jar (Gena's mother
masturbating, getting caught by Gena and then
suddenly asking for a hug from her daughter even
though she's holding a massive knife in
the Michael Myers "I'm gonna kill
you now" position), and the no-name that
plays Gena may not have even graduated Porn Acting
School. A couple of protracted scenes play out
a little longer than necessary such as the lesbian
scene (who'd've thunk it?) and when
Gena jumps out a window (it gets kinda funny after
the first few shots). 3/5
THE LIGHTHOUSE - Directed by
Darrell Wasyk
Based on a story by Robert Bloch
Bruce Davison (Senator Kelly from the X-Men
movie) stars as a novelist, recently jaded by
a six year relationship gone terribly bitter,
who decides to find solitude by becoming caretaker
of a lighthouse, writing his novel in his spare
time. After Hurricane Monica hits the coast, he
takes this as being a personal blow (as the hurricane
bears the same name as his ex-wife). Progressively,
the novelist loses his mind, conjuring up a rose
and then attempting to conjure up the perfect
woman. But when the woman arrives, she's
more than a figment of his imagination, but she's
also something more than human…
Among the best of the series, but I'm
a fan of Bruce Davison's little contributions
to the entertainment industry. He never really
gets the big roles, but he usually pulls them
off really well, and this is no exception. Very
simple, straightforward storytelling, nothing
overly complex in terms of shots or editing and
reasonably well paced. 4/5.
THE FACE OF HELEN BOURNOUW
- Directed by Richard Ciupka
Another episode that rings closer to what I read
as being the strongest themes behind the hunger;
greed, obsession and lust and the risks and evil
that comes from both. A man chases a blonde woman
out into the street, screaming her name, begging
her to come back. When she doesn't he pulls
out a gun and shoots himself in the head. We cut
to another art studio, the artist on the phone,
screaming at his agent, he loses it and starts
tearing up his works, but up in a room overlooking
the studio with the blonde woman we glimpsed earlier.
While the artist is screaming torrents of abuse
down the phone, the woman gets up and leaves.
The artist, as did the man in the earlier scene,
drops the phone and starts begging the woman to
come back, and when she doesn't he slits
his wrists. The events repeat themselves and a
reporter catches onto the story, and tries to
track this seemingly faceless but evil woman down
with some trippy consequences.
Tonally, this one has the overall themes that
make The Hunger down pat. The conclusion it comes
to however leaves you out a little cold. Good,
but not great. 3/5
PLAIN BROWN ENVELOPE - Directed
by Michel David
Based on a story by Lyn Wood
Sophie hitches a ride with a truck driver on
her way north. The truck driver, Jesse, doesn't
seem like you average truck driver. Drinks herbal
tea, very well spoken, hasn't made the girl
provide any sexual favours in exchange for the
ride… it all seems to be going pretty well,
until the truck breaks down. To avoid freezing
in the winter night, Jesse suggests they get into
the trailer, using the cargo for warmth. Turns
out (funnily enough) that he's delivering
a massive amount of sex toys and display items,
so the truck is basically a moving porno set.
Predictable things happen and copious amounts
of sexual ecstasy occur.
Pretty good performances, though clearly on a
very low budget. Some of the fantasies are pretty
hilarious (the polar bear? Light up dildo fingers?),
however the twist at the end is slightly more
disturbing than the majority of the series. 3/5
THE OTHER WOMAN - Directed
by George Mihalka
Based on a story by Lois Tilton
No supernatural creepies here folks. Straight
up tale of obsession, jealousy, power, love and
lust. A high end fashion designer (Cronenberg
regular Nicholas Campbell) is amazed by the talent
displayed by a new designer under his label and
gradually finds himself more and more in love
with her, knowing little of her full blown obsession
for him. When she designs the perfect dress the
two give in to desire, but Campbell's suspicious
wife takes matters into her own hands.
A good little episode, no confounding supernatural
twists or blurring of realities to be found. The
only problem I really had with this episode was
the main girl (another television no-name) who
seemed completely out of place and acted as though
she were in a soap opera most of the time. 3/5
CLARIMONDE - Directed by Tom
Dey
Based on a story by Theophile Cauthier
Set in Quebec 1856, a young and devoted priest
is plagued by visions of a beautiful French mistress.
As the visions become more and more vivid he finds
himself questioning his faith and his position
as a priest in the church. When his mentor reveals
to him the true nature and origin of the mistress,
he is forced to decide where his loyalties lie.
An interesting approach, this is the first to
be set outside of the modern timeframe, but when
you watch it, you begin to wonder why. It could
possibly have been more powerful in it's
religious overtones than it was, but still the
story is the story and it works. 3/5
FOOTSTEPS - Directed by Jimmy
Kaufman
Based on a story by Cordwainer Bird
Claire flees New York for Paris, on the run from
the pursuing footsteps, burning with hunger. When
she arrives in Paris she decides to give in to
the hunger, and Claire is revealed as being some
sort of lycanthropic beast disguised as a human.
The hunger continues, but eventually she begins
hearing the pursuing footsteps once again. Fearing
for her life and the hunger that consumes her
constantly, she meets a strange man in a nightclub
who is himself, more than human.
A nice way to finish off the series. It's
a monster one, not quite as light as the other
monster episodes, but far from those that truly
define the style of the series. Some poorly edited
sequences really stand out though, and the special
effects aren't very special. Still, it's
worth 4/5. |