| Review by: J. R.
McNamara |
| Date:
14/9/05 |
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Director: Kim Henkel
Starring: Renée
Zellweger, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Jacks,
Tonie Perensky, Joe Stevens, Lisa Marie Newmyer
Screenplay: Kim Henkel
Music: Wayne Bell, Robert
Jacks
Tagline: The legend
is reborn.
Country: USA
Year: 1994
AKA: The Return of the
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre:
The Next Generation |
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| I am not a big fan of the series Star Trek, but
I do remember when the first season of The Next
Generation came out. It took all the elements that
made Star Trek popular and extended them further,
both with special effects, the acting and the storytelling.
Well, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next
Generation a.k.a. The Return of
the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the exact
opposite of that. It takes all the good points of
the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part II,
and Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
III and throws them all out and what is
left is what appears to be an unofficial remake
and yet also a sequel of the first. Directed and
written by Kim Henkel, who co-created the original
TCM with Tobe Hooper, it would seem he forgot exactly
what made the first one so good, and tried to make
it more of an insulting brainless stereotypical
eighties slasher, which by 1994, when this was produced,
we had finished with.
The film starts, as did the original, with a
voiceover. It is a retelling, albeit brief, of
the mysterious cannibalistic family's appearances
throughout the years, which reflects the events
of the previous three films. This time, four teenagers
(one of whom is played by Renee Zellweger) leave
their prom and get lost when they make a wrong
turn. The group end up involved in a car accident
which leads them to meet an evil murderous 'family'
led by the villainous, bionic-legged Vilmer (Matthew
McConaughy). Eventually the kids are picked off,
until only one remains, who spends her time being
tortured, escaping, running through the woods
and being recaptured…and Leatherface (Robert
Jacks) has been reduced to a screaming, cross-dressing
wuss. The ultimate ending also adds confusion
to a stupid movie.
By the time this film came out, even horror fans
were getting sick of the crap that had been shoved
down their throats since 1989, and had moved onto
the violence of films like Reservoir Dogs
and Pulp Fiction. There were
a few promising lights in horror in the early
nineties, but this was not one of them!! God only
knows how Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger
got another gig after this travesty. The best
thing about this film is the length: TCM:
The Next Generation is cut in Australia
from the 95 minutes uncut version to thankfully
only 84 minutes.
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| Video |
| Unfortunately the widescreen picture is perfect,
and the entire story can be seen clearly. |
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| Audio |
| The soundtrack is presented in Dolby Surround
in English, French, German, Italian and Spanish,
but if these languages don't suffice there
is subtitles in English, French, German, Italian,
Spanish, Greek, Polish, Czech, Hungarian, Hindi,
Turkish, Danish, Arabic, Bulgarian, Swedish, Finnish,
Icelandic, Dutch, Norwegian, Portuguese and Hebrew,
so there is no escape no matter what language you
speak. |
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| Extra Features |
| This disc contains just the Theatrical Trailer
and text filmographies of the key players and crew. |
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| The Verdict |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next
Generation has been released in Australia
as part of Columbia Tristar's 'Mad Price,
under $10' line of DVDs and at a tenner, you
are still being robbed. If you find yourself standing
in a shop holding this DVD, drop it like it's
hot, run out the door and seek medical advice IMMEDIATELY!!!
This movie would have been a below average slasher,
but as an entry into the TCM saga, it is deplorable. |
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| Regional Coding |
2 & 4 |
| Format |
PAL |
| Aspect Ratio |
1.85:1 |
| 16x9 Enhanced? |
Yes |
| Audio Options |
English DD 2.0
French DD 2.0
German DD 2.0
Italian DD 2.0
Spanish DD 2.0 |
| Subtitles |
English
German
French
Dutch
Spanish
Italian
Portuguese
Arabic
Czech
Danish
Finnish
Greek
Bulgarian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hungarian
Icelandic
Norwegian
Polish
Swedish
Turkish |
| Country |
Australia |
| Distributor |
Columbia Tristar |
| Running Time |
82 minutes |
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