Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
By: Craig Villinger on August 8, 2002.
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| Columbia Tristar (Australia). Region 4, PAL. 1.78:1 (16:9 enhanced). English DD 5.1, French DD 5.1, Spanish DD 5.1. English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Portuguese Subtitles. 87 minutes |
| The Movie |
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| Credits |
Director: Steve Beck
Starring: Tony Shalhoub, Matthew Lillard, Shannon Elizabeth, Rah Digga, Embeth Davidtz, F. Murray Abraham, Alec Roberts, JR Bourne,
Screenplay: Neal Marshall Stevens, Richard D'Ovidio
Music: John Frizzell
Tagline: Terror has multiplied.
Country: USA |
Arthur Kriticos has been having a hard time
of late. A house fire which resulted in
his wife's death now sees him stuck in a cramped
apartment with his two children and a maid, with
overdue bills stacking up and debt collectors
circling like sharks waiting to feast on their
prey, however salvation presents itself in the
form of a shady lawyer who comes with the news
of a long lost uncle's passing. As is always
the case, this long lost uncle was exceedingly
rich (the concept of the poor long lost uncle
is rarely explored by Hollywood) and has left
his gigantic house and all of his money to Arthur,
his one and only heir. So what does a man
do when given a new house as part of a last will
and testament? He checks it out to see how
well he has scored of course, and at first glance
it does indeed appear as though Arthur has hit
the jackpot, with the rather odd house, which
has been constructed almost entirely from glass
and steel, looking like it is worth a mint.
Moving on to the obligatory guided tour with
a slightly disgruntled power guy tagging along
for the ride, the group takes in the splendour
that is their new home with absolutely no knowledge
of what lies in waiting. Before they even have
time to jump up and down on the beds however,
the power guy freaks out, drools all over the
glass floors and then reveals that he is in fact
a psychic ghost chaser who had helped the
dearly departed Cyrus capture twelve ghosts for
some nefarious scheme that he was hatching (which
required a thirteenth ghost to be completed, hence
the title), and that all twelve ghosts are imprisoned
in the basement of the very same house that they
are currently gallivanting within. Spooky!
Cue some shifting walls which trap the group inside
the house and release said ghosts from their imprisonment,
add a couple of disappearing family members who
must be searched for (in pairs of course) and
throw in another paranormal expert who has gained
entry to the house in order to free the ghosts
from their enslavement (sort of like the paranormal
worlds answer to a Greenpeace member) and you
have the ingredients for a suitably creepy eighty
seven minutes of high gloss entertainment which
sees the group endlessly pursued, tormented and
physically assaulted by some seriously spooky spooks.
Thir13en Ghosts is based somewhat loosely
on William Castle's 1960 fright-fest 13 Ghosts (same title, different spelling) which featured
the interesting 3D gimmick "Illusion-O".
For this reworking however the producers have
elected to go with the standard two dimensional
option, which may or may not have altered the
enjoyment factor. With so many horror movies
these days trying to follow in the footsteps of Scream by being more of a parody of a
horror film than an actual horror film, Thir13en
Ghosts is a welcome change of pace, giving
us spooks and scares aplenty without a hint of
self referential dialogue and only occasional
attempts at comic relief. Visually, the
film is amazing, with the production design Sean
Hargreaves being one of its major selling points
(The glass house looks extremely impressive) while
Gale Tattersall's cinematography helps to create
a fantastic atmosphere. The cast all do
a great job (yes, even the occasionally annoying
Matthew Lillard) and director Steve Beck keeps
things moving along at a rapid pace, delivering
numerous scares and some impressive gore sequences
along the way (check out the gruesome demise of
the lawyer!). The ghosts themselves look
very creepy, due in no small part to the always
impressive work from the KNB FX group, and John
Frizell's score helps add to the tension and ups
the scare factor even further.
Along with Jeepers Creepers, Thir13en
Ghosts is one of the most enjoyable horror
movies to emerge from the mainstream Hollywood
system in the last few years, and in fact the
only major gripe I have with the film is that
Shannon Elizabeth kept her clothes on for its
entire duration (what a waste!). Admittedly,
it is a case of "style over substance",
but there is more than enough style on offer here
to satisfy most horror fans. See it now!
You won't be disappointed. |
| Video |
| Thir13en Ghosts is presented in a 1.78:1
aspect ratio with anamorphic enhancement and is
flawless in virtually every respect. Colours
are rich and vibrant and shadow detail is exceptional,
with the films darker moments looking more than
impressive. This is without a doubt a reference
quality transfer and should be used to make your
non-DVD owning friends green with envy. |
| Audio |
| Thir13en Ghosts comes complete with English
Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1, and
Spanish Dolby Digital 5.1 audio tracks. The
English track is simply amazing, and puts you in
the thick of the action right throughout the movie.
If you are looking for a subtle audio mix, then
you are out of luck. The surround channels
are used aggressively from start to finish, and
dialogue is always clear and easy to understand,
even with all the competing sound effects. Many
of the ghostly screams come at you from every single
speaker, and the films musical score sounded particularly
impressive, while the constant deep bass rumblings
certainly tested the structural integrity of my
home on more than one occasion. I fear this
audio track has damaged the already tenuous relationship
that I share with my neighbours, and further screenings
of this disc at high volume might just attract the
attention of the local constabulary. Brilliant
stuff! |
| Extra Features |
| Kicking off the list of extras is a screen
specific audio commentary from director Steve
Beck, production designer Sean Hargreaves and
make-up FX supervisor Howard Berger. This
is an extremely informative track and those who
enjoyed the film should find this more than interesting.
Making of Thir13en Ghosts is an 18 minute documentary which features
interviews with producer extraordinaire Joel Silver,
director Steve Beck and others and provides an
interesting insight as to how the film was made.
The pick of the extras for me was Thir13en Ghosts Revealed, an entertaining
and insightful 13 minute segment which gives us
a detailed history of each of the films ghosts,
complete with a fake F. Murray Abraham voice over
narration and some graphic descriptions of how
each individual met their demise. Also on
offer is a William Castle biography with film
highlights, a cast and crew list, and trailers
for Thir13en Ghosts, Hollow Man and Spider Man. |
| The Verdict |
| Thir13en Ghosts is a highly enjoyable film
that has been given a wonderful DVD presentation.
The amazing audio and video quality combined with
the impressive collection of supplementary material
make this an essential addition to any mainstream
horror enthusiasts collection. |
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