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Director: Zack Snyder
Starring: Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, Dominic West, David Wenham, Rodrigo Santoro, Michael Fassbender
Screenplay: Zack Snyder, Kurt Johnstad, Michael B. Gordon
Country: USA |
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Director Zach Snyder appears to be the great adaptor. When left to his own devices he makes pretty, but miserable films like Sucker Punch, but given the opportunity to play in someone else's universes he delivers, and I site Watchmen, the un-adaptable comic and his flawed but fun Dawn of the Dead remake as examples.
Here we see him adapt comic creator Frank Miller's version of the historical tale of King Leonidas and the 300 Spartans, which is a great tale of war and treachery in ancient Greece. He has attempted to adapt the story in its whole, though he has changed some elements for timing or aesthetics, like the fact that Miller had all the Spartans naked for the entire battle. Whilst some possibly would have enjoyed that aspect, I don't think I could handle watching that much sausage, unless it was at a barbecue or on a meat lovers pizza.
300 tells of Leonidas (Gerard Butler), King of the Spartans, who is warned through an emissary from Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) that the great army of Persia will soon be at its gates, and that they, the Spartans, should kneel and become part of the Persian Empire. Will Leonidas succumb? Hell, no, and so starts the great battle between 300 Spartan warriors and the hordes of 10,000 Persians and their affiliates. Political shenanigans halt the reinforcements that Queen Gorgo (Lena Headley) has to ask the state council for, and so the 300 warriors are left to their fate, and with traitors on the battlefield and at home, survival seems unlikely.
I have only one major criticism of this film: the regular use of slo-mo. So much of this film is presented in slow motion that at times I thought someone had slipped me a double dose of Mogadon! Whilst this device is useful occasionally, it is dramatically overused here, defeating some of its attempts at tension.
The movie relies heavily on computer graphics, particularly the background scenery. Snyder and his production team shot almost the entire movie on sound stages with the actors in front of blue screens, and computers filled in the rest later. The heavy post-production colour tweaking gives the film a metallic, surrealistic look that was a little hard on the eyes at times, but that is just my poor old peepers falling apart on me. Time to get to Specsavers!
Apart from that I loved it. 300 ticks all the boxes I require of a good fantasy film with plenty of chutzpah; some cool monsters (which I imagine weren't actually present in historical times); and battle sequences filled with decapitations, dismemberments, and a shed load of blood spilling. Although much of the blood and gore is also of the CGI variety so detractors will be upset.
If you're looking for a dose of manliness 300 won't disappoint. By the time I had finished watching it I had grown a beard, my chest was hairier and my dick and balls? Well let's just say they were even more impressive! |