Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead Part 1

[Craig]

Let's compile a quick check-list of some of out favourite topics in the Cult, Exploitation, & Trash Cinema forum:

Hot naked chicks
Chicks with guns
Martial arts
Nazis
Women in Prison
Zombies
Post apocalyptic settings

Why do I bring these things up you might ask? Well, because Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead Part 1 appears to have crammed them all in to one movie. It could be a cult fans wet dream!

The plot? Well it goes a little something like this (from the press release):

Based in the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Menacing gangs loot the cities searching for new members. The most notorious of the these gangs is known as Helman's Death Squad. Helman, a female slave trader, searches for female fighters to compete in his Arena of Death. Winners have a chance of escaping their slavery by leading by his side as his queen.

Adriana Zarcova (dressed as nazi), Helman's most prized possession, tires of her boyfriend's love affairs and decides to start her own organization when she accidentally stumbles upon secret government plans to create super soldiers of the undead. Adriana uses her newfound plan to to raise a super army of the Undead to crush her boyfriends most prized female fighters. Alone and outnumbered, the Actiongirls must battle Zarcova'a growing army of dead soldiers in a fight to the finish.

Cue drooling. Trailer, poster art, and general propaganda can be found at the offcial site - www.soldiersofthedead.co m

[Mr Intolerance]

Craig - that sounds amazing. If I wasn't in an office full of people, I'd be wanking right now.

[canetoad]

   Wow... lost for words.

[Mondo Matty]

About craigs post or Mr I's?

[canetoad]

Hee hee... Craig's - As for Mr I's - there are some things I'd pay money NOT to see

[Mr Intolerance]

Bah! These people with their morals, decency and dignity... Can't a man enjoy the occasional menage a moi when excited by what is obviously the greatest achievement of Western civilisation? Honestly... (retreats, grumbling)

Y'see Canetoad, now I know your weakness. (insert maniacal Dick Dastardly style laughter here) Now where is that webcam...

[canetoad]

Oh dear... I now have a disturbing mental image of your ''menage a moi'' and the last scene from Nekromantik. 

[Mr Intolerance]

No, no knifes involved. Nothing says comedy like big rubber cocks! And, like they say in Hitchhikers, "Glad to be of service."

And for erasing the mental image, Mr Intolerance recommends vodka in copious amounts. Regardless, that film looks the business.

[canetoad]

Yer not wrong... thogh speaking of office environments I just got busted playing the trailer on my work computer. 

[Mr Intolerance]

D'oh! I hate it when that happens.

[Craig]

If you aren't convinced of this films potential for greatness yet you need to feast your eyes on these pics which Director Scotty JX has kindly provided.

Be warned though kiddies - there is NUDITY!

[Steve Vanity]

Actiongirls.com is quite a well known porn website, which focuses upon women and guns. Think of teh video shown in Jackie Brown, but with a euro flavour.

Judging by the quality of the videos this site produces, this will be a soft-porn flick with some nazi looking props thrown in randomly. Fine if you're into that sort of thing, but I'd rather rent a genuine porn flick and not have to sit through s**t like this.

[Rip]

Thanks for those piccies, Craig. Wasn't too sure about it before, but now I'd like a bit of that for me. "Ooh, I say ...."   

[ScottyJX]

If naked women is porn to you than I guess Actiongirls is Porn so for that matter so is Playboy. And than what's Maxim? Well in the US edition there is no nudity but in every other country Maxim shows nudity so I guess Maxim is porn than too but not the US edition.

Sex sells whether its in a movie or in a porn everyone just plays by the rules and shows as much as they can. Porn pushes and Mainstream pushes... I understand your point you like to get the real deal I totally get that... but this movie wasn't made to be wank material its entertainment and why cant guys be entertained but at the same time see some naked bodies without it being called porn, is Jackass Porn they show Steve O naked?. I think a woman's body is beautiful and entertaining to look at, Besides there is no lack of porn content out there there are 300 adult movies released every week.

But there are very few mainstream movies that will push the nudity factor afraid of losing their wide distribution and their R rating. And as well they would like to avoid the label of being called porn. But don't get me wrong everyone will have their opinions and that's great:) 50 will say I hate it and 50 will say I loved it. I didn't make this movie to make everyone happy unlike most waterdown productions. It is what it is... and if you like it great!

"Judging by the quality of the videos this site produces, this will be a soft-porn flick with some nazi looking props thrown in randomly."

Sorry bro but I dont slap s**t together or just throw props in. Its cool you like Porn. go to google type in free porn and knock yourself out. Its ok you think that Actiongirls is sh*904t just Jackie Brown

with European girls instead. Yay its a camera on a tripod with no cuts with 80's looking chicks with their hairsprayed hair sticking out on the sides! The guns were just props laying around in my closet that we pulled out... NOT. You have to take more than a glance to see what Actiongirls is abou. How many movies have a girl with a gun on their cover or a guy with a gun on their cover? Are they copying Jackie Brown? I guess all the Stallone, Van Damme, Chuck Norris movies were just guys with guns. Yay its a Guy with Gun Movie. But wait I have naked girls with guns so I must be a hack since there naked.

 there are a few people who can see quality when they see it for example  Playboy, Penthouse and Huster Magazine... they know a little about what is sexy..



Playboy Magazine says...

"Actiongirls.com takes a flamethrower
to the idea that downloadable skin clips can't look good.""


Penthouse Magazine says...

"A Smash-Hit...This is the twisted vision of Scotty JX, a small-town computer geek turned soft-porn visionary who is combining every man's loves of naked women and action movies into one irresistible package"


Hustler Magazine says...

"Scotty JX is a genius... Action girls showcases breathtaking women who kick ass"

Scotty

[Mr Intolerance]

Hey, rock on bro. I'll be voting for this one with my wallet soon. This is exactly the kind of flick Mr Intolerance would like to see more of.